andy rambles

england is a pretty old place and while that is all good because it means we are more intelligent than most countries - actually i've just read that again and i've realised we are the most intelligent nation. well back on point, things can get a little fusty around here. a friend of mine told me that a friend of his was always unhappy with the sound of his home town's name so he decided he would spice it up using tron instead of ton. here is some examples

southamptron
littlehamptron
northamptron
brightron
burtron
newtron
nuneatron
lemingtron
lymingtron
wolverhamptron

i've decided to dub the sport or game 'tronning'
now how can you spice up 'ing', 'worth', 'port', 'mouth' or 'ester'